like Romy and Michelle

^Lauren and I circa 2007

Lauren got her wisdom teeth out. And I'm jealous because she'll outdo my birthday gift to her last year. I think for her b-day i'll give her my kidney and then she can never outdo me.

4:26pmLauren

but i found two rouge shards of tooth in my mouth at different points today, but they were tiny so i didnt mind if i remember where i put them i might designate a space for them in a tiny jar or locket
haha
im kidding, but that was my actual initial thought

4:26pmSara

HAHHA
i feel a b-day gift coming on
4:26pmLauren
you wish.
haha
4:26pmSara
your tooth shards would complete me
4:26pmLauren
there are two pieces i could give you one i guessmy mom probbably already threw them aways because whenever i find one i go look at this! and then just sit it wherever im standing...kitchen counter...in table
4:27pmSara
hahhaa
4:28pmLauren
shes not the type to put up with that, but she wouldnt say anything because I was recently under the knife

i must be on glue.

Smackdab in the middle of summer.
I am stuck in North Carolina with my parents who are working and I am left with my own company and I'm not making very good company for myself. My wisdom teeth are coming in (I know why people have them taken out far before they need to) because my tooth is jogging in place in the back of my mouth and while doing so, it is using a hammer to bang on the row of teeth in front of it. I know this can't be good for my 6 years of braces. Yeah, six whole years of regretting a lot of food choices.
We're house-hunting and hunt is definitely a better word choice than search because its not like a scavenger hunt. Its like that one time I went deep sea fishing. Here's how the conversation on the way to a random '60s neighborhood went:

Dad (conversation dominator): Look at all this crap: Borders, Fuckrudders, Costco. What the hell is Costco, a bank?

Mom (even tempered, mellow): No, Its like Sam's.

Me: You can go there and get 5 pound buckets of Jelly Belly. (his favorite food group)

Dad: We're on Commerical Avenue but those Jelly Bellys don't sound too bad. I could go for some jelly in my belly. Let's get some ice cream.

Me: Can we go to ColdStone? They have cake...

Dad (interrupts): No way are we supporting a big chain like that. They're evil. They have vacuum cleaners attached to your wallet. Look at this: Panera, Walmart, Bed Bath and Beyond, Massage Envy. This is where people come and load their trunks with shit they don't even need. No way am I living in a place like this. This is hell.

Me: It's so convenient.

Dad: All I need is a grocery store and a library.

Me: You don't even read.

Dad: It's like Buyer's Central around here. They use the same old tricks to steal your money. I read an article about it. They jack up the prices, then they put everything on sale so you think you're getting a steal.

Me: I got $75 sheets for $20 at Macy's

Dad: ::groans::

We turn into the neighborhood across the street from the Lexus dealership.

Dad: If I get bored I'm gonna test drive me a Lexus. No way am I living here.

Mom: I like this neighborhood

Dad: Too bad. Look at that, a white girl with mixed babies.

Me: We like our children single colored, thank you.

Dad: Yeah, that's right. Single colored and white.

We pull up to a really nice house. Daddy backs out of the driveway.

Dad: Too bad, so sad. Let's go test drive a Lexus.

summertime

Smack in the middle of my summer, I went to see the movie of the summer at midnight on its opening day. I think that's so summer. The Dark Knight was amazing (even though it ended once then went on for 30 more minutes). Heath Ledger will most definitely get the Oscar and I would like to be the one to accept it for him because I enjoyed his role that much. You know how he got those scars?

This is me, in the kind-of thinker pose.
That's my one piece. I just completely let myself go around March, pre swimsuit season and I found that sexy ditty to be my only option.

This is my best friend, Lauren. She makes my summer better.

Although I'm certain it's obvious, that's Modest Mouse waaay up there in case you aren't a big enough fan to spot them in a pic like this. (Con Lauren)

A Moir family outing to the pool at the beach. Wouldn't be complete without BudLight-in-a-can and those wild and crazy faces. This was taken at the grandiose Amerisuites at Atlantic Beach, NC where we occupied 5 rooms with stocked minifridges (probably the cutest invention ever.)

Second motorcycle ride of my life. A little sushi, some minigolf and a little magic on a crotch rocket in Winston-Salem.