like Romy and Michelle

^Lauren and I circa 2007

Lauren got her wisdom teeth out. And I'm jealous because she'll outdo my birthday gift to her last year. I think for her b-day i'll give her my kidney and then she can never outdo me.

4:26pmLauren

but i found two rouge shards of tooth in my mouth at different points today, but they were tiny so i didnt mind if i remember where i put them i might designate a space for them in a tiny jar or locket
haha
im kidding, but that was my actual initial thought

4:26pmSara

HAHHA
i feel a b-day gift coming on
4:26pmLauren
you wish.
haha
4:26pmSara
your tooth shards would complete me
4:26pmLauren
there are two pieces i could give you one i guessmy mom probbably already threw them aways because whenever i find one i go look at this! and then just sit it wherever im standing...kitchen counter...in table
4:27pmSara
hahhaa
4:28pmLauren
shes not the type to put up with that, but she wouldnt say anything because I was recently under the knife