Coco

This is my second cousin, Coco.

She is hipper than a VW, and David Sedaris has nothin on her wit. Hailing cabs, she is growing up a few blocks from the Brooklyn Bridge which is the new Warehouse District, according to her. The flower in her hair marks her membership in the League of Yoz, in the country of Parl. That cute little lad in the b.g. is Max. He's way outta her league as a member of the Lollipop Guild but madly in love with her despite their differences in alliance.

I had to. This picture is golden to me, especially since she's hawt and has a remarkable resemblance to yours truly. When reality TV goes elemenary, she'll be a celeb.